NOTE: Hilarious lyrics set to Gilbert and Sullivan. Enjoy! CLICK HERE FOR ORIGINAL
Anyway, in the spirit of the new BDSbyterian label I mentioned last time, I present a humble little ballad, sung to the tune (for the most part) of Modern Major General from Gilbert and Sullivan’s Pirates of Penzance.
The Ballad of the BDSbyterians
I am the very model of a BDSbyterian
I’m open to all points of view (especially if they’re Syrian)
Don’t bother me if you’re a Kurd, Tibetan or Nigerian
I am the very model of a BDSbyterian
Don’t talk to him if you’re a Kurd, Tibetan or Nigerian
Because he is the model of a BDSbyterian
I’m also well acquainted too with Judith Buter’s fond advice,
I understand facts fed to me by Hezbollah and Mondoweiss
I’ll happily toe Barghouti’s line regarding stocks the Church should ban
Because I am the model of a BDSbyterian
He’ll do whatever Omar says, yet claim to be a thinking man
That shows he is the model of a BDSbyterian
I also am the model of a terrorist apologist
My power for projecting guilt would stun a trained psychologist
How could this be? I do not know! Go ask an anthropologist
I am the very model of a terrorist apologist
How could he warp his conscience so? Go ask a trained psychologist
I guess it’s cause he’s made himself a terrorist apologist
I wipe my mind of what they do to Jew or homosexual
By leveraging the force of all my powers intellectual
Hamas missiles bore me so, I’ve not regard for where they land
Because I am the model of a BDSbyterian
Once rockets launch he has no care for whom they hit or where they land
Because he is the model of a BDSbyterian
One last point which proves that I’m a BDSbyterian
The Church must do my bidding or I’ll simply make them vote again
Divestment voted down five times is just a speedbump to my plan
And that’s why I’m the model of a BDSbyterian
He’ll make them vote a hundred times, or more because he know he can
And that’s why he’s the model of a BDSbyterian
My self-regard is buttressed by inflated moral vanity
My ego soaring while ignoring crimes against humanity
So IPMN writes pamphlets that are high-fived by the Ku Klux Klan
That’s not my problem cause I’m just a BDSbyterian
So what if David Duke is now his own committee’s biggest fan?
He doesn’t care because he is a BDSbyterian
